Posted 1 week ago

Me watching a funny movie:

hannahslifebelike:

My mom watching the same movie:

(Source: mypizzamyrules)

Posted 2 weeks ago
Posted 2 weeks ago

When people try to make me get up.

(Source: onedirectionbanter)

Posted 2 weeks ago

“There have been about 514 Leap Years since Caesar created it in 45BC. Without the extra day every 4 years, today would be July 28, 2013. Also, the Mayan calendar did not account for leap year…so technically the world should have ended 7 months ago.”

(Source: dirty-taemin)

Posted 2 weeks ago

“Children, there’s a mistake in this number of the test and it will now be considered a BONUS.”

(Source: thinkingwhatthehades)

Posted 2 weeks ago

When you see a relationship status saying, “It’s complicated” on facebook…

You’re like:

(via: lmaogtfo)

(Source: sagapoagapi)

Posted 2 weeks ago
Posted 2 weeks ago
Posted 2 weeks ago

That awkward moment when the doctor asks you if you’re sexually active.

… And your mom is right next to you and just turns around and look at you like this:

”you better say no filthy slut or else you will be homeless” type of look.

(Source: )

Posted 2 weeks ago

Every time my mother nags at me,

I’m always tempted to be like: 

But I dont, because I’m afraid that she would slap me into a different race: 

(Source: gigglingbean)